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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

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‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.