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Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

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Sounds like a threat disguised as free therapy! πŸ˜‚πŸ”

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoyance, awareness, behavior, bothering, humor, i, inform, interaction, me, observation, pattern, people, personality, social, social interaction, stop, tell, warning on Oct 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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