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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

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I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.