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I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.