“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

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When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.