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The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

Commentary:
Looks like I might need a sidekick called 'Adult Supervision Man' to keep me out of trouble! 😂🦸‍♂️🔍

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comparison, difference, humor, i, joke, me, need, super, super vision, superman, supervision, vision, wordplay on Aug 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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