The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

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I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.