The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.