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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.