The peace of not knowing.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

80 shares on Discord this month:

People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

My love language is deader than Latin.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.