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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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This Monday has Monday written all over it.

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Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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Salt is just angry sugar.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

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I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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The peace of not knowing.

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

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I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

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