There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Commentary:
“Oh, the eternal debate between the vampire hunters and the vampire gatherers! 🦇 While the hunters are out there with their stakes and garlic, the gatherers are happily inviting blood-sucking creatures to tea parties. ☕️ Who knew the undead could be so picky about who they hang out with? 🧛‍♂️ #TeamGatherers #LifeOfTheParty”

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