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🚗🎤 "My car singing hits high notes…literally! 🎶 It's like my talent took a detour while my volume hit turbo mode! 🤣 Maybe I should stick to showers for now! 💦🛁"

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Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

57 shares on Instagram this month:

Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

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Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

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Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

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I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Going viral on WeChat:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Just landed via YouTube:

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Seen just now on Threads:

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

Trending via YouTube:

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

Going viral on Instagram:

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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