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Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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