There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

There's a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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🚗🎤 “My car singing hits high notes…literally! 🎶 It’s like my talent took a detour while my volume hit turbo mode! 🤣 Maybe I should stick to showers for now! 💦🛁”

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