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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.