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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?