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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

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I love when lashes make me look evil.

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Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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74 shares on YouTube this month:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

45 shares on Discord this month:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

53 shares on Facebook this month:

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

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Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

Breaking via Threads:

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

Breaking via YouTube:

I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

Seen just now on Discord:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

Spotted on WeChat:

Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Spotted on Telegram:

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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