Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.