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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

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My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

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Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

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52 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

68 shares on X this month:

They expect me to work at work.

83 shares on Discord this month:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

85 shares on TikTok this month:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Just landed via Threads:

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Just shared via Twitch:

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Breaking via Facebook:

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

Going viral on Facebook:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Seen just now on TikTok:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Just landed via Messenger:

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

Trending via TikTok:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

Spotted on Slack:

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

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