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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

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Going viral on WeChat:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Trending via Messenger:

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

Shared recently on Messenger:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

Making waves on TikTok:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Broadcasted on X:

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Trending via Pinterest:

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Going viral on Pinterest:

Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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They’re making me do work at work.

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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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72 shares on Snapchat this month:

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

57 shares on Threads this month:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

45 shares on Threads this month:

Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Of all the ways to be miserable, marriage is the most expensive.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

Spotted on X:

I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

Going viral on Discord:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

Just landed via Discord:

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

Making waves on Instagram:

It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

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Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

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