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🤣🎉 "Turning 50: when your warranty expires and life upgrades you to a model with a built-in laugh track for all those 'ancient' 30-year-olds!"

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

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Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

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94 shares on Facebook this month:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

11 shares on X this month:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A collective orgasm would fix the world.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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Of all the ways to be miserable, marriage is the most expensive.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Shared recently on Discord:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Just landed via Messenger:

Strict parents raise good liars.

Trending via Discord:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

Just shared via Twitch:

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Breaking via Twitch:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

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