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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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"Because even birds know it's never too early for a wild party! 🎉🐦🍎"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animals, birds, chaos, going, humor, love, morning, thing, why on May 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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