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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

1 month ago

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Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

5 months ago

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The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

3 months ago

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Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

2 months ago

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I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

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I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

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I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Be useless, so nobody can use you.

Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

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Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

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After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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