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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

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Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.