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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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4 months ago

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Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

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3 months ago

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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2 months ago

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If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

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2 months ago

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My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

22 shares on X this month:

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

34 shares on Twitch this month:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

63 shares on Discord this month:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

24 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Just landed via Facebook:

Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Live now on Snapchat:

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

Just shared via Facebook:

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Going viral on Reddit:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Trending via Pinterest:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

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