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All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.