You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning. Posted on7 hours ago7 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”. My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive. People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“ The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone! Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.
