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"Who knew that adding a touch of 'succulence' to your office emails could be the key to spicing up your Monday meetings? 🌵💼 Keep those emails tasty and juicy with a dash of succulent humor! 😉"

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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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2 months ago

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I would prefer not to.

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You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

93 shares on X this month:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

13 shares on X this month:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

51 shares on Threads this month:

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

64 shares on Discord this month:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

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I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Just landed via Messenger:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Trending via Discord:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

Making waves on Messenger:

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Broadcasted on Discord:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

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