You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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“Who knew that adding a touch of ‘succulence’ to your office emails could be the key to spicing up your Monday meetings? 🌵💼 Keep those emails tasty and juicy with a dash of succulent humor! 😉

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