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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?