A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

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Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.