A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store. Commentary:Swipe, shop, and hope my bank account doesn't file for a restraining order! 💳🛍️🤣 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly. Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight. The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse. You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill. The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.