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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

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Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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