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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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2 months ago

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Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

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5 months ago

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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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2 months ago

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Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

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2 months ago

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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2 months ago

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You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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2 months ago

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71 shares on TikTok this month:

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

77 shares on X this month:

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

24 shares on Threads this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

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Breaking via Twitch:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

Going viral on X:

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

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A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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