A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.