Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.
  • If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.
  • Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.
  • Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.
  • I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.
  • If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.