Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

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I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

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Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.