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Embracing my inner grandma while cracking the code and bustin' moves at dawn! 🧩🧓🧘♂️
Author Archives: slickboy
Everyday I wait for a vampire to seduce me.
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Still waiting with my garlic-flavored breath mints! 🧛♂️🧄🤣
Sometimes I shower in the dark and pretend I’m in a rainforest on an alien planet.
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Exploring new planets while conserving energy—NASA should take notes! 🚿👽🌧️
I won’t be doing Dry January, because who was there for me during the happy times and the hard times? Not broccoli.
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Can't imagine broccoli being there to listen to my life story at 2 AM 🍷😂🥦
Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.
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Looks like we're just one step away from electing a president with a wrestling belt and camouflage suit! 🤪🤼♂️🏆
The only thing that could possibly put a smile on my face is a Sharpie.
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I hope your grin is permanent 😂🖊️
My advice to anyone with a job: be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay.
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Mastering the art of working hard or hardly working! 🚪🏃♂️💸
What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.
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Front left is the MVP of stove burners! It's like the quarterback in the kitchen, always ready to heat things up! 🏆🔥🍳
The hardest part of corporate life is pretending to care about things that don’t matter.
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Playing the Oscar-worthy role of 'Enthusiastic Employee #1' every day! 🎭😅
The only way to deal with a micromanaging boss is microreporting.
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Turning in my hourly updates on the coffee situation! ☕📝😂