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Sounds like your bed should be giving motivational speeches with its level of persuasion! 🛏️😂☕
Author Archives: slickboy
Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.
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Hope it doesn't start browsing for better travel partners! 🧳😂✈️
My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.
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I totally relate to that bird—always aiming high but occasionally having a face-off with reality! 🤪🕊️💥
I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.
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Time's got a PhD in healing but skips sunscreen class 🤔😂☀️
ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.
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When my motivation hears ASAP: Assemble Sloths At Party 🦥🎉
Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?
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When your swag has its own volume control 😎🔊🙉
A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.
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Maximizing rent value by turning 'homebody' into an Olympic sport! 🏠🥇😂
My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.
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When you spot someone you know and suddenly become an undercover agent on a top-secret mission 🕵️♂️🤫😂
What are cats even trying to do?
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Trying to break into the nap Olympics and master the art of ignoring humans! 🐱😴🎯
The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.
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Wishing I could hit snooze on life's alarm clock! 😂⏰💤