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My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.