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"Adulting is like a twisted game of Monopoly – except instead of collecting $100, you're suddenly drowning in $1000 debt 🎲💸 #TheRealBoardGameOfLife"

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Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.

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When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

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You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

61 shares on Reddit this month:

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

82 shares on Slack this month:

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

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Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

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Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

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Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

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Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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