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The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

12 shares on Discord this month:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

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Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

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There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

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Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

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Food gives you energy to nap more.

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Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

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Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

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My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

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“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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