Butterflies all seem so nice but Iβll bet some of them are real bastards. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew those fluttery little jerks have a dark side? π¦π #ButterflyMafia" Related Funny Quotes π€ God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.” Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it. First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems. First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems. Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.