Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still… Commentary:"Life's biggest mystery solved: the chicken or the egg? 🐔🥚 Turns out, it's just bizarre either way when they magically pop out of nowhere! 🤷♂️🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family. You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar. Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?” I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23 Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.