Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

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You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

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All my small talk is done with a car horn.