Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Commentary:
“Who needs office drama when you can be the untouchable hotshot turning heads and filing reports like a boss 💁‍♂️🔥 Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone spills coffee on the copier! ☕️😂 #workplacepowerplay”

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