💾 Save Image Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play. 2 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs office drama when you can be the untouchable hotshot turning heads and filing reports like a boss 💁♂️🔥 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone spills coffee on the copier! ☕️😂 #workplacepowerplay" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you. Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.” The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore. Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: always, being, best, chance, coworker, coworkers, date, hot, humor, nobody, play, role, work