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Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

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A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

11 shares on X this month:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

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People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

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Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Making waves on Slack:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

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“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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