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I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

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The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

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I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

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Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

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Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

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I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

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Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Have you tried making guacamole about it?

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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