Fries, not lies. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFries, not lies. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you. Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying. “Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting. She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.