Fries, not lies. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Remember folks: Fries 🍟 are always a better option than lies! Stay crispy, stay truthful! 🤥🚫😋" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries. You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you. I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.
