Fries, not lies.

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Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.