Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?
  • Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.
  • Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.
  • I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.
  • All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.
  • What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.