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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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No amount of daylight can save us.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

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All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Just landed via Discord:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Going viral on Telegram:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

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The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

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