Funny absent quotes

Funny absent quotes bring a splash of humor to those moments when you’re MIA 😎⏰ Whether it’s skipping work, school, or just disappearing from the group chat, these witty lines keep things light and entertaining 😂✨ Ready to turn your “gone missing” status into a laugh fest? Let’s dive into some cheeky vibes that make being absent way more fun! 🚀🎉

Funny absent quotes - Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Commentary:
"When you finally defeat the mini-boss only to find out the final boss is immune to emotional vulnerability attacks 🤖💔😂"