Commentary:
"Blindfold archery: Where the real challenge is finding out what you just destroyed! 🎯😂 #AddingAdventurousTwist"
96 Funny adventure quotes
I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.
Commentary:
"G'day, mate! Nothing like a hearty kangaroo stew after a hopping good workout! 🥊🐨🥘"
Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.
Commentary:
"Bad ideas: Where the fun begins and the regrets form a band! 🎸😂🤷♂️"
I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.
Commentary:
"At least you don't have to deal with dragons or jewelry issues! 🧙♂️🔥💍😂"
People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”
Commentary:
"Just trying to find inner peace with sushi and sakura blossoms! 🍣🌸✈️ #EmotionalSupportTrip"
She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.
Commentary:
"Exploring new territories—gastro-ventures and more! 🌍🍽️😏 #BiteAndSeek"
Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?
Commentary:
"Sure! I've heard Mars is out of this world! 🚀👽"
“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.
Commentary:
"Oh, you see, I was just *exploring new horizons* and got a little too carried away 🌲. Lost in nature's beauty, I decided to extend my sabbatical for a while 🚶♂️. But fear not, I've now returned to civilization with an even greater love for the great outdoors! 🏞️ #LostAndFound"
Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.
Commentary:
"Therapy bills piling up? 🤑 Just take a stroll in the woods and play hide and seek with society! 🌲 Who needs a therapist when you have nature's embrace? 😂 #LostAndLovingIt"
