Commentary:
"Next level parenting move: Start the 'are we there yet?' interrogation before your kids even have a chance to ask. 😆🚗 #ParentingPro"
135 Funny ask quotes
Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.
Commentary:
Oh, of course! Because nothing says romance like a good ol' interrogation! 🕵️♂️💬 Remember, ladies love confidence, so just boldly proclaim your undying love for pickles or your expertise in underwater basket weaving. Who needs questions when you've got statements as smooth as a jazz saxophonist on a moonlit night? Keep those words coming, fellas! 🎤🌙 #DatingAdvice #NoQuestionsAsked
Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.
Commentary:
"Being an adult is basically just asking the babysitter for the curfew instead of the other way around. 🙈⏰ #GrowingUpButNotReally"
The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of parental psychology: Want your kid to magically become motivated to do homework? Just mention chores! 🧹💡 It's amazing how the promise of algebra suddenly makes folding laundry seem like the better option. 📚➡️🧺 #ParentingHack"
Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?
Commentary:
"Before diving into parenthood, remember: kids are experts at pushing your patience to new heights! 🤪👶 #ParentingAdventures #StayingZen"
To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.
Commentary:
"Why are you still single?" they ask, unaware that singles are actually part of an exclusive secret society 🤫🤐 Their success lies in the mysterious oaths they've taken and the secret love potion they keep hidden in their mismatched socks drawer! 🧦💕 #SingleAndSecretive #SquadGoals
Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.
Commentary:
Asking for permission is critical unless you want to be struck by a flying shoe 🚀😂🥿
Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.
Commentary:
"Seriously, Google Maps, I love living life on the edge, but not THAT close to it! 🚗💨 Better not turn left into chaos, thanks! 🙅♂️😂"
Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.
Commentary:
Well, nothing says 'I love you' quite like rolling a strike with your heart, right? 🎳💍 Who needs a shiny diamond when you can have a custom bowling ball that perfectly matches your style and helps in knocking down those pins! Let the good times roll! 🎳😄 #RelationshipGoals
Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.
Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't discuss my dream job. I wouldn't want to make my unicorn and superhero coworkers jealous! 🦄💫 Who needs a dream job when you've got dreamy coworkers, am I right? 😆 #livingthedream"