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Funny attendance quotes

Funny attendance quotes bring a hilarious twist to the everyday struggle of showing up β°πŸ˜‚ Whether you’re a master of sneaky absences or just love a good laugh about being fashionably late, these witty lines will have you smiling through roll call πŸ“šπŸ˜œ Get ready to turn that boring attendance record into a comedy show that even your teacher might crack up at! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ­

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Posted on4 months ago

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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