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Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Dec 31, 2025

3,736

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Reddit:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

Just shared via Slack:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Trending via Snapchat:

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

Making waves on YouTube:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Just shared via Instagram:

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

Shared recently on Twitch:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

Going viral on Reddit:

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Funny attire quotes

Funny attire quotes bring a splash of humor to your wardrobe woes and fashion faux pas 😂👗 Whether you’re rocking mismatched socks or an outfit that screams personality, these witty lines celebrate style with a smile 😎✨ Get ready to laugh and embrace your unique look because fashion should never be taken too seriously! 🎉👚 #StyleWithASmile

New funny attire quotes 👇

People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

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Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

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2 months ago

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Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

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2 months ago

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They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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2 months ago

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Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

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3 months ago

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81 shares on Pinterest this month:

The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

21 shares on WeChat this month:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

10 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

40 shares on Slack this month:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,967

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Messenger:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Shared recently on YouTube:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Spotted on Slack:

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

Just shared via Telegram:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Going viral on WeChat:

Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

Trending via Messenger:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Going viral on Reddit:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Live now on WeChat:

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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