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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

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This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

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I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

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“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

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I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

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Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

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