Funny belly quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

  Commentary:
  🤔💡 "So, in a world where we're constantly trying to capture memories, all we need is a belly button and a nose? Who knew our brains were equipped with a screenshot feature activated by contortionist maneuvers! 📸 Now, excuse me while I perfect my brain-selfie game!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've got a real case of 'phantom baby syndrome' here! 🤰🏻👻 Must be all that food baby growing in there. Time for a make-believe check-up! 😆 #ImaginaryPregnancyProblems"

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