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Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Trending via WeChat:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Just landed via Slack:

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

Making waves on Reddit:

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Breaking via WeChat:

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

17 shares on Discord this month:

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

78 shares on Telegram this month:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Even wild things have slow mornings.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,314

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Just landed via Twitch:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Just shared via Messenger:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

Breaking via Messenger:

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Going bananas on Messenger:

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

Just shared via Telegram:

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

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