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Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Everyday I wait for a vampire to seduce me.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Shared recently on Threads:

What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

Just shared via Snapchat:

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

Just landed via Facebook:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

Going viral on TikTok:

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

Breaking via Discord:

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

Just landed via Reddit:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Making waves on Reddit:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

Funny belly quotes

Funny belly quotes are the perfect way to celebrate those lovable lumps that jiggle with joy 😄🍕 Whether you’re embracing your food baby or just love a good belly laugh, these witty lines will have you giggling and feeling fabulous! From snack attacks to tummy tickles, get ready to chuckle and appreciate the belly’s funny side 🤣🔥 #BellyLaughs #FoodieFun

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At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

1 month ago

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I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

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Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

1 month ago

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29 shares on Messenger this month:

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

67 shares on Twitch this month:

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

83 shares on Threads this month:

What are cats even trying to do?

68 shares on Facebook this month:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

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In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

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I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

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I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s coming—either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Mike is short for Micycle.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

Going viral on TikTok:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

Spotted on WeChat:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

This can’t be the life I protected with a mask in 2020.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

Spotted on Telegram:

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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