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Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Going viral on YouTube:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Just shared via WeChat:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Spotted on Instagram:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Spotted on Twitch:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Going viral on Threads:

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Spotted on Discord:

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Seen just now on Facebook:

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

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Share →: Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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Absolutely! 🎉🔨 Imagine the sheer joy on their faces as they blow out the candles on a power tool-themed cake, surrounded by a backdrop of endless possibilities on the shelves of Home Depot. Just think of the party favors – tiny paint swatches, keychain tape measures, and of course, personalized hard hats for all the guests. 🎂🛠 Who needs a party venue when you can celebrate your special day aisle by aisle, right? 😄 #AgeIs

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Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

Reported on Telegram:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

Reported on Pinterest:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Live now on Discord:

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

Just shared via TikTok:

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

Just landed via Reddit:

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

Trending via WeChat:

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Going viral on Discord:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

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