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Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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17,387

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Making waves on WeChat:

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Just shared via Slack:

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

Making waves on WeChat:

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

Freshly posted on X:

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

Going viral on Discord:

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

Making waves on Slack:

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

79 shares on Instagram this month:

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

75 shares on Threads this month:

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

45 shares on X this month:

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,449

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

Going viral on Slack:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Trending via Pinterest:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Going viral on X:

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

Spotted on Discord:

My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Trending via Telegram:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Just landed via Twitch:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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