Funny bumper quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

  Commentary:
  "All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so when you accidentally hit someone's ride in the parking lot, you can just blame it on high-fives gone wrong! 🚗🙌😜"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone was caught trying to improve their IQ through bumper stickers, only to realize it backfired! 🤓🚗 "I brake for knowledge" may not have been the wisest choice after all! 😆🤦‍♂️ #BumperStickerStruggles

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