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Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

Spotted on X:

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Breaking via Threads:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Live now on WeChat:

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Making waves on Messenger:

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

Breaking via Telegram:

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

42 shares on X this month:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

13 folks are currently checking 👀

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

Spotted on Reddit:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

Just shared via WeChat:

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Just shared via Facebook:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

Seen just now on Threads:

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

Seen just now on Facebook:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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