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Funny came quotes are the perfect blend of humor and surprise, guaranteed to brighten any day 😂✨. Dive into a world where words catch you off guard and leave you chuckling 🤭. Whether you need a quick giggle or want to lighten the mood, these unexpected gems 💎 are here to tickle your funny bone. Get ready for a fun-filled ride through the land of laughter! 🚀🤣

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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