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Achieving "Master of Zen and the Art of Couch Surfing" isn't just a skill, it's a lifestyle 🧘♂️✨🛋️
80 Funny career quotes
It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“
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Eating dirt: the original "organic" diet. 🌿🤔💁♂️
Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.
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The real struggle is deciding whether to become a professional napper or a full-time snack enthusiast 🤔🛌🍟
My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.
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Living the dream: become a ninja millionaire! 💸🎯🕵️♂️
Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.
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Living my dream of being a professional couch potato! 🛋️🥔😁
Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?
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Applying all my hut skills to become the ultimate Hut Manager! 🍕🕶️🏕️
Having a job ruined my life.
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Jobs: the leading cause of weekend grief. 😅💼📅
I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.
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Navigating adulting like it's an advanced-level video game and I accidentally skipped the tutorial 😅🎮📈
I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.
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"Applying for jobs with a *tear*-rific twist! 😂👕💪 #HulkHoganInTheOffice"
Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.
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"Looking for career advice? I'm like a career GPS that only knows the 'Exit' route! 🚪👉😅"