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6 months ago
Share →: I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like someone's got some purr-sonality – a delightful blend of annoyance and sweetness! 🐱😆 Reminds me of that cat who always knocks things off the shelf but then nuzzles up for cuddles just when you're ready to lose your mind! 😼💕 No doubt, you're the full package – like a purr-fectly imperfect feline friend! 🐾✨
6 months ago
Share →: My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Commentary:
"Having a heart-to-heart with her cat 🐱 proved once and for all that this human is purr-fectly sane! Who needs a therapist when you've got a feline confidant? 😸 #CaturdayWisdom"
6 months ago
Share →: I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony! Dogs diligently fetching newspapers only to realize that the internet, dominated by sneaky cats, has tossed print media out the window! 🐶📰🐱💻 #TechnologicalPawvolution
6 months ago
Share →: Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Commentary:
"Living with a cat is like having a fuzzy little diva as a flatmate 🐱 They'll grace you with their presence when it suits them, but don't count on any Netflix marathons together! 😉 #CatRoommateWoes"
6 months ago
Share →: Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

Commentary:
"Life's little reminder from your feline friend: 'Hey, at least you don't have to do THIS yourself!' 😹💩 #CatOwnerProblems #CatLitterDuty"
6 months ago
Share →: So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Commentary:
"Talk about being single to the point where even the neighborhood cats are trying to set you up with some home-cooked meals! 🐱🍽️ Who needs a significant other when you have a feline culinary squad on standby? 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Commentary:
Looks like the cat's getting some adventurous encouragement from an unexpected source! 🐱🌶️ Who knew feline taste buds were into spicy buffalo sauce? Talk about a cat with a daring palate! 😸🔥 #FelineFoodie
6 months ago
Share →: If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Commentary:
"Need some me-time? Just yell out, 'I need urgent assistance in the kitty litter department!' 🐱💩 You'll have the room all to yourself in no time! Just be prepared for curious looks and possible feline companionship 😂🐾 #DesperateMeasures"
6 months ago
Share →: Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Commentary:
Me to cat: Your laser-eyed stare won't turn me into a gourmet dish! 🐱👀🍳 #NotAnIngredient
6 months ago
Share →: The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Commentary:
"Looks like even the fur babies have their breaking point! 😼😂 Who knew that working from home would result in a cat-astrophe for some pets! 🐾 #NeedSomeSpace"