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Racing against Santa's sleigh in the last-minute mall marathon! 🎅🏎️🎁
179 Funny Christmas quotes
My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.
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Looks like even the ornaments get a say in their housing situation! 🎄😂🏠
Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.
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😂👏 Taking "being neighborly" to a whole new level! Who said borrowing sugar was enough? 🍭💺
This year, the feliz is not navidading.
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Sounds like someone's Navidad needs a reboot! 🎄🔄😂
I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.
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Santa's about to learn that Pepsi Max and cookies are the new North Pole gourmet pairing 🍪🥤🎅
My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.
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Looks like the jolly guy with a beard has some explaining to do! 🎅🤔🎄
My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.
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Sounds like Santa's not just checking his list twice, but inspecting for dust bunnies too! 🧹🎅✨
(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?
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Turning holiday shopping into a dairy emergency, one gift at a time! 🥛🎄😂
All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.
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Going back to 1986's mall? Count me in! I've got neon leg warmers ready and a Walkman full of mix tapes! 🎧🕺✨
Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.
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🎄💔 When you give them your heart for Christmas, but they re-gift it like socks 😂👣