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Winnie the Pooh's summer fashion sense: crop tops and sweet pots! Fashion tip of the century 🍯🐻🔥
79 Funny clothing quotes
Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?
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When you realize you’ve been shopping in the "cloudy parachute" section but they fit like a glove 😂👙🌬️
Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.
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Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! 🕷️👗😂
Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.
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Walking around like it's Casual Footwear Friday 👟🩳😅
I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.
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"When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍"
Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.
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"Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove"
I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.
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"Fashion tip: If your outfit requires a helicopter landing pad just to walk to your car, you're probably winning the runway game! 🚁👗😂"
Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.
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"Rocking the white pants… or as I like to call them, 'spill magnets!' 🍷🩳😅 #LivingDangerously"
Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.
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"Who knew that finding the perfect pair of pants could lead to a full-blown pants revolution? It's like the Cinderella story, but with denim instead of glass slippers! 👖✨ Say goodbye to your other pants – they just can't compete with the chosen one! 😂 #PantsObsession"
Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?
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🤣 Oh, the eternal mystery of men and their attachment to clothing well past its expiration date! 👕🕰 Perhaps they're waiting for their wardrobe to evolve into a vintage collection without the hassle of actually investing in new pieces. 😜 After all, shabby chic is a look too, right? Time to embrace the disintegrating fashion trend, gentlemen! 💁♂️🤷♂️